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nglkendall:

Everyone is cute, they just may not be YOUR kind of cute. But they’re cute to someone, and that thought alone is adorable.

when did i get this fat

anaccountofmylife:

seasickwithoutwater:

I am impatient.
I am unkind.
I envy.
I boast.
I am arrogant.
I am rude.
I am self seeking.
I am easily angered.

God is patient. 

God is kind.

God does not envy.

God does not boast.

God is humble.

God is not rude.

God is selfless.

God is not easily angered.

This is why I need God.


people around me:  you're so ugly.
people from tumblr:  wow, u r perfect! r u sure ur single?
"While I can’t have you, I long for you. I am the kind of person who would miss a train or a plane to meet you for coffee. I’d take a taxi across town to see you for ten minutes. I’d wait outside all night if I thought you would open the door in the morning. If you call me and say ‘Will you…’ my answer is ‘Yes’, before your sentence is out. I spin worlds where we could be together. I dream you. For me, imagination and desire are very close."
- Jeanette Winterson  (via fawun)

How teachers assume groups of three work:  everyone does 1/3 of the work
How they actually work:  One cunt does absoloutley nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.